Saturday, October 15, 2011

Scratchy Scratchy

In one of the most random things from life, it seems there's a phenomenon that only occurs when lifting stuff. Use both arms to lift something, no problem. However, suddenly you begin to have an itchy nose. Then it's followed by an itchy eye, and an itchy lip.

Next thing you know, it feels like your face is crawling with bees. You begin to panic, try to scratch your face with whatever you can, but you still can't lift your arms.

Oh, the humanity!

You endure as long as you can, finally reaching the point where your arms are free. But what's this? The itch is gone! And yet, you sit there wondering where it all went.

Why does your face itch only when your arms are busy? That's a mystery of life, my friends.

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