Lunch on Next Never

A while ago, I wanted to ask this girl I was interested in to a quick lunch. Problem is, she was always busy, so I knew I would have to get turned down...and most likely in public. But still, I had to take my shot.

Me: Hey, wanna go out for lunch sometime?

Her: Sure.

Me: So, when are you available so we can go?

Her: Ummm...Never

Me: Alright, so can I pencil you in my agenda for next never?

Her: *Laughs*

While I did get turned down, at least I managed to keep my composure and not look bad. Moral of the story is, always stay on your feet...it can often turn a bad situation around with just wit.