Rooster's Banjo

This place is so country and full of rednecks, that I'm already wondering if it affects more than just humans. For example, we all know how a rooster will sing as the sun rises. However, in here I'm starting to suspect it might be a bit different.

I wake up and look out the window to see a rooster getting ready to sing. However, once the sun rises, it brings out a banjo and starts to play. No singing, just a banjo playing rooster.

It's morning, bitch! Listen to my banjo!

Perhaps I'm starting to lose it already...

Thinking of banjo playing roosters and whatnot. I need a vacation.